Yo-yos Pillows

Yo-Yo Sales

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Professor Dawkins was kindly asked not to return after his presentation on 'String Theory'.

"I've been trying to diet, but it's been up and down and up and down..."

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo yo.

"It won't come back up!"

Yoyo sheep

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Business is up and down.

Tower Crane operator playing with yo yo

Mint Drop

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Yoyos

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"They grow up so slow."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Here goes nothing."