Yo-yos T-Shirts

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Professor Dawkins was kindly asked not to return after his presentation on 'String Theory'.

"I've been trying to diet, but it's been up and down and up and down..."

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo yo.

"It won't come back up!"

Yoyo sheep

Business is up and down.

Mint Drop

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Yoyos

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"They grow up so slow."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Do you mind?"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'