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Yoyo sheep

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Sales.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"They grow up so slow."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Do you mind?"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles