Yoyos Prints

Yoyos

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Yo-Yo Sales

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"They grow up so slow."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Here goes nothing."

"Do you mind?"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles