Yoyo Tricks Gifts

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Yoyo sheep

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Yoyos

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"They grow up so slow."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

"Do you mind?"

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Business is up and down.

Meditating on Cacti

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Mint Drop