Yoyo Enthusiast Gifts

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Yoyo sheep

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Sales.

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Right I'm going to try and talk him down, then back up again, then down again...

Yoyos

YOLO vs YODO

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"They grow up so slow."

Alpine Pipe

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Do you mind?"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"YOLO."

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

"YOL 9Lives."

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

Business is up and down.