Youtube Hopeful Pillows

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

The Marie Kondo landfill

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."

"I'm not a surgeon but I watched a few Youtube videos. You should be fine."