Aspiring Youtuber Pillows

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Presenter Auditions.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'Mummy, Mummy, I've been practising the whole afternoon: Wanna hear my evil laugh?'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

The Marie Kondo landfill