Aspiring Tv Personality Pillows

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be on TV...and people are gonna say...how smart can you get?"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'Mummy, Mummy, I've been practising the whole afternoon: Wanna hear my evil laugh?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'