Youthful Spender Gifts

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'He keeps us young!'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Spiralling inflation

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"Kevin brags that he day trades on Wall Street, but his ringtone is still Sesame Street."