Youthful Merchant Gifts

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

SALE

Lemonade Inc.

Child driving a toy car

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Education and Apprenticeships

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'He's precocious.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Sugar Fix.

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Flava Superba

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

Driver being taught by impatient parent

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!