Youthful Go-getter Gifts

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Child driving a toy car

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Targets

Flava Superba

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Well, I suppose a little experimentation is perfectly normal at your age."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

"He'll regret it when he's older, and most of your life is when you are older."

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

"Why not join a cult or something."

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

'The interview isn't bad - it's the way they say 'No'!'

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"Your daddy will be late for dinner again tonight because he has a fire in his belly."

'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'