Youthful Schemer T-Shirts

Young man at the beach asking friend to kiss his sister hoping he can then kiss friends sister

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"It's a setup."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Biblical Teenager

Girl trying to be a woman

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."