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"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"It's a setup."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'Damn, I just love this new problem solving tool!'

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'I'm always thinking of my fellow man - that's how I stay ahead of him.'

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

In. Out. Destroyed without my knowledge.

"If we don't decide what we're worth, who will?"

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."