Youth Rebellion Fans Gifts

ASBOs

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

City centre pub.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Someone will have to row.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Whatever

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Future Old People.

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'Nice Declaration of Independence, Tom, but some of this stuff about the King might be construed as hate speech.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

'Where did we go wrong...?'