Youth Group Lovers Pillows

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Boy on father's knee

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Apple Kiss

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Propriety

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Can Lucy come out and date?"

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

Miss Evans and the Eagle

"If you kiss a girl, then you should marry her. . . it's the right thing to do!"

"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"

The Stand-about society.

"I don't think I like this adultescent phase."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"I didn't fight in the Punk Rock Wars so you could grow up to be a fine upstanding member of society!"

"We were hoping for something other than 'Whatever' as answers to our survey questions."

"Can you send me a selfie? The only pictures I have of you are of you looking at your phone."

"When I do act my age, you accuse me of being immature!"

'Oh, you didn't hear? Mike and Shannon started going out last week.'