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The Stand-about society.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

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There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

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'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

"Very touching."