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The Stand-about society.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

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Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Shirker ant.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Large Whist Party in Small Room

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"God, it feels good to be back at my desk."

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The problem is, these free music downloads on the internet are killing the Siberian kazoo folk-pop trio industry.

"Very touching."