Youth Expresser Gifts

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

You Know You're Old When...

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Sorry, Richard, but we all agreed that you're too fidgety and that we're kind of squeamish about drawing your genitals."

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

The Minor Issue

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

Courting The Youth Vote

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'