Youth Empowerment Supporter Gifts

The voice of youth

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Look out, here comes the old man

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

The Minor Issue

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What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

Smith and Son Financial Services. (Son in playpen behind desk).

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

Courting The Youth Vote

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

Gen Z

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."

'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

'We're not called young offenders social workers any more. I'm a scum whisperer.'

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."