Youth Expresser Prints

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

You Know You're Old When...

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

The Minor Issue

"Sorry, Richard, but we all agreed that you're too fidgety and that we're kind of squeamish about drawing your genitals."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

Courting The Youth Vote

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'