Youthful Spirit Ambassador Prints

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Hit Me

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

Future Old People

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."