Youthful Spirit Ambassador Mugs

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."