Youthful Spirit Embracer Mugs

Even as he tries to let go, youth clings to Prof. Hills

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Teenage Shakespeare

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

You Know You're Old When...

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Hit Me

Too young to be a grandma

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'