Creative Expressers Gifts

"Oh, he's not a writer - he's a conceptual artist."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Caterpillar Portrait

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Creativity

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mime Baby

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Understanding art.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Dali'

Graffiti Art Class

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Shadow Artist

'You're messing with my head.'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.