Creative Expressers Gifts

"Oh, he's not a writer - he's a conceptual artist."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Caterpillar Portrait

Creativity

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Vincent Van Og.

Mime Baby

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Understanding art.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Graffiti Art Class

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Dame Edna Sitwell

'Dali'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

'You're messing with my head.'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

Shadow Artist