Creative Expressor Gifts

"Sorry, Richard, but we all agreed that you're too fidgety and that we're kind of squeamish about drawing your genitals."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Caterpillar Portrait

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Creativity

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Understanding art.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Graffiti Art Class

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

'Kip paints caves.'