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"Sorry, Richard, but we all agreed that you're too fidgety and that we're kind of squeamish about drawing your genitals."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Caterpillar Portrait

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Creativity

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Vincent Van Og.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Prehistoric Modern Art

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Understanding art.

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Two New Paintbrushes

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Dame Edna Sitwell

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'