Young Relationship Explorer Gifts

'I think it's puppy love, Mom -- he bit me.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

The Wishing Well

Social Networking.

"Arthur, I need my space."

First love.

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

His and Hers Wedding

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.