Young Motherhood T-Shirts

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother Nature

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

I love my family!

Men explained.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Downloading Pregnancy

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mother's Love

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'