Young Confectionery Critics Pillows

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Parisian man eating pastries

Boy baking a cake.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Deicing on the cake.

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"The cookies are always stale."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"Med Brittle"

'Bon Bons Away!'

Greedy child

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"You're losing your everything."

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"I got horse dewormer..."

Candy Land for Adults

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

My budgie likes Mars bars.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'