Young Botanist T-Shirts

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"Young Frankenstein"

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Painting taking root...

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

The Garden

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mad about Roses!

"Get out of my face!"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."