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Watering Weeds.

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

"As a friend, I think I should tell you...the Maples are talking about you behind your bark."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Bird plucking a cello

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"We're out of bags."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"You spoil that plant!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'