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"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

At the Museum

Wildlife

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Caterpillar Portrait

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"The invention of taxidermy."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Sperm Whale.

Crocodile

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

David Attenborough's Morning

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Caliologist

The life of penguins.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."