Yoga Soccer Hybrid Gifts

Football Meditation

Where your mind & battle are los

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Fly Football

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Romantic Giraffes

Be Healthy

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Yoga classes door.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"