Yoga Dropout Gifts

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga classes door.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Have you been working out?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Buns Of Veal.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

"Avoid sitting."

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Advanced pilates.

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

The trouble with 'Sitting like a mountain'.

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."

Emergency yoga

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."