Yoga Dropouts Gifts

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Have you been working out?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Buns Of Veal.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

"Avoid sitting."

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Advanced pilates.

The trouble with 'Sitting like a mountain'.

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"I do not blame your dog for everything. More importantly, why on earth would I chew up your yoga mat?!"

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