Yes Man Gifts

'No one questions his management style. No one dares.'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"This is all my own hair."

"I miss being a kid. When I was little, my dad paid me for being good."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

Why you should never take a retriever golfing.

'I decided not to wear it in a pony tail.'