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' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Valet park only"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Bed & Bagel'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'Let me look at that map...'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

The Bonvoy Age...

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

1930's bather.

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"I hate this time of year..."

Adopt a highway