Year Of The Rat Aficionado Mugs

Happy New 2020 Year!

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"A little lamb please."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Year of the Rat

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"I did it!"

"Play Misty for me."

Good clean fun...

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'They're so obvious about it.'

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Bob Marley

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

Young Rat: 'Hello Mrs.Krabrandski,can Rodney come out and Plague?'