Rat Fanciers Mugs

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Frank Sinatra.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Year of the Rat

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'What's happened to all this money?'

Smiling rat.

Frank Sinatra

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Kittens and snake.

"Play Misty for me."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Good clean fun...

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

'We're researching 'road rage'.'