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"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Year of the Rat

'What's happened to all this money?'

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Smiling rat.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Kittens and snake.

"Play Misty for me."

Good clean fun...

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'