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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Theatre Crowd

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Yin and Yang VPs.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Clown Watercooler

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Eventual Motion Machine

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

Yawn

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

clown trophies

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Yawning is contagious.