Yawn Appreciator T-Shirts

Hiker yawns after seeing hole in a tree that resembles a yawning mouth.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A man cheers

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

I Pagliacci

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Yawn

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Yawning is contagious.

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Log in, paper out.

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

Red Whine

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

Laozi

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

WineYang

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

Human Cull: People who do a slow breast stroke in the fast swimming lane.