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Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'I just think we should be together'.

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

1986 is my year

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"It's the sighs that count."

Yawning is contagious.

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

"And initial here if you'd like his balls in a sling."

'There's no need to be that kind.'

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

Doctors' ringtones that flopped: Croak, Croak

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

Hiker yawns after seeing hole in a tree that resembles a yawning mouth.

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

'I need a Empathy/Apathy card - one that says I understand but I don't care.'