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"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A man cheers

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

"Gesundheit."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

Yawning is contagious.

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COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

'You had a long nap.'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

Hellooo in there!

Man and his phone both snoring.