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"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A man cheers

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

"Gesundheit."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

Yawning is contagious.

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COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'You had a long nap.'

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

Hellooo in there!

Man and his phone both snoring.

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'