Yawn Connoisseur Prints

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Theatre Crowd

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Imagine

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Yin and Yang VPs.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

Clown Watercooler

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Eventual Motion Machine

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

Blue wine

Yawn

clown trophies

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."