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Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Beginning Yarder.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Leaves.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Foul!"

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."