Yard Wars Veteran Prints

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Beginning Yarder.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Leaves.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Foul!"

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."