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'Be prepared men..This season could be as wild as the one we had back on '97' Caprion: Legends of the Fall.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Beware of God"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Blower wars.

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

"And so it begins!"

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"