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Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Yard Sale

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

Extreme Yard Sale

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"It's very indoorsy."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'